An ongoing collection of narrative posters featuring
short stories and original artwork, donated to the Natick Free Gallery.
short stories and original artwork, donated to the Natick Free Gallery.
COPY + ILLUSTRATION + DESIGN

Beware the feathered gangs of New York, dropping shit bombs on people like Stuka dive bombers.
According to a number of environmental surveys and estimates, the number of pigeons in NYC is roughly 4 million. That is about 1 pigeon for every 2 people.
According to a number of environmental surveys and estimates, the number of pigeons in NYC is roughly 4 million. That is about 1 pigeon for every 2 people.

Dragging the trash cans out to the curb last Monday at about 1:00 a.m. I saw an animal sniffing at the neighbor’s trash cans. Not a cat and not a dog. When I approached, it looked up and I saw its eyes before it ran off. Beware the trash demon.

A boy in Boston can’t sleep because there’s a chance school will be cancelled tomorrow. He watches the snow swirl under the streetlight and lists all of the best hills to sled on with his brothers. He will wake up first to get the blue sled. It’s the fastest.

Blue Bear never quits. He shows up on time and gets his work done. The boss lets the other bears leave early on Fridays. Blue Bear takes the bus and gets home at 9:00. He opens the fridge and pulls out a fish. All is well.